girlslug:

TOO REAL

weedjoke420:

she’s beauty and she’s grace, she dropped her phone on her face

(via laughing-llama)


missingkitsune:

"There there, I’m sorry I scared you. *pats and kisses* you’re a good dog, good dog."

me: *laughs*
parents: what's so funny what's going on who are you talking to can i see what's the joke haha i bet that's great what are you trying to hide from us

eradicatedelicacy:

Shakira, Shakira.



awwww-cute:

This is what happens when you try to eat beef jerky in a dog daycare



Ahh, the migration of the rare golden retriever fish. What a rare and beautiful sight in nature.

awwww-cute:

He popped the first two. Now he carries this one very gently

gherkind:

*doctor voice* I cant believe you just gave birth to a naked baby? wow have some self respect

(via sniffing)


booforce:

my friend who snorts cocaine won’t eat cookie dough because it’s bad for you

(Source: biforce, via sniffing)


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